Eff Lebron

Good job Orlando Magic.



Take that Lebron dick riders!

Cinco de Mayo!!!

Cinco de Mayo aka "A Reason To Drink" Day is upon us. But what exactly is it's purpose minus a reason to get drunk? I initially thought that it was in celebration of Mexico's Independence from Spain, but upon doing some research, it is vastly more insignificant than that, but still a noteworthy day in the history of Mexico.

Cinco de Mayo is of course May 5th (duh). On this date back in 1862, a ragtag group of Mexican army soldiers were able to repel French forces in the not as much heralded Battle of Puebla. These troops, under General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin, were able to defeat a group of French soldiers greatly superior in number and equipment. Yes, as we see here, the French fail once again, a theme that will be repeated time after time in history.


Interestingly enough, Cinco de Mayo is popular more in United States than in Mexico. Yet another example of American habitual swagger jacking (see: St. Patrick's Day). Mexico's actual independence day is September 16th. Who knew? (I did. Thanks Wikipedia!)

So what it appears to be is that the makers of Corona and Tequila have adopted the holiday into an excuse to drink several Coronas and shots of Tequila. I have no problem with that, as I love to drink Coronas and take shots of Tequila. It can't be just coincidence that Coronas were on sale last week. As we see here, this "holiday" is simply another device to drive up the sale of alcoholic beverages. So in light of Cinco de Mayo, have one (several) of these...

Dear Stacey Dash....

Dear Stacey Dash,

I love you. I know that you're in your 40s and married with kids, however, if things don't work out, I'm here for you. Seriously, I can show you what the 80s like. Plus I know what the ladies like. They need a man who's polite, listens and takes advice. I am all three!!! Anyways Ms. Dash, feel free to hit me up on the blog if you ever need some affection from a handsome 23 year old unemployed student...

Love,

P to the tizzen

N.E.R.D. + White People =

I just got put on to the good brothers Chester French, the latest signee to Star Trak records. More than likely they'll come out before Fam'Lay but no comment on that. I can't even hate on the tracks that this group has put out. If you're a fan of N.E.R.D. and rap/alternative then you'll definitely get down with these dudes. The tape includes features from Pusha T, Common, Talib Kweli, Jonelle Monae, Diddy, Jadakiss, Solange, amongst others. Trust me, it goes hard

If you want to download the Chester French mixtape just click here: http://www.zshare.net/download/583844572f2e3b5b/

shoutouts to http://www.seeyouinmynightmares.com

another shoutout to my dude at http://thekidampgreen.blogspot.com/

BAWSE!

Maybach Music pt. 2 featuring Yeezy, Weezy and T-Peezy. Ye is rapping again? *faints* Wayne drops an interesting verse. "Black Maybach I'm sittin in the a_hole" ...what? T-Pain just does what he does. The beat is more epic sounding than the original.

Download: http://www.zshare.net/audio/58379226ebd61874/

Mike's Hard Lemonade

Mike's Hard Lemonade and all it's variations are disgusting. Somehow a couple magically appeared in the refrigerator at home and was the only alcohol left. It wasn't my idea, but my dad's to try one of these. I reluctantly agreed, and we shared one, since we were definitely cautious about trying these drinks. After tasting it, our disgust was for good reason. This s#%& is NASTY. Avoid this s#%& at all costs!



Some other trash I don't get down with is Joose. I do understand why some people like it, as "it'll get ya drunk!" word to Dave Chappelle's "Sam Adams" beer, but I just can't do it. Maybe it's the fact that it's an energy drink with alcohol in it doesn't sit right with my alcoholic instincts. I prefer to be able to pass out when I'm done drinking, thank you very much.

Happy Hour: A Question...

As one who enjoys engaging in adult beverages amongst friends, I must say that the name "Happy Hour" does not accurately describe it. For those who do not drink (or are unfortunate to never have experienced "Happy Hour") this joyous period of time occurs in many bars, restaurants and lounges where drinks and oftentimes food items are served at reduced price. At many locations, such an event begins at 5 p.m. although there are exceptions.

Now the term "Happy Hour" might lead one to believe that this period of time is simply a mere hour, sixty minutes of reduced priced beverages. But no, the good food and beverage workers are much wiser than the average man. Instead of a single hour, these specials usually go on for several hours! What a treat indeed.

Not to complain but would not it be more accurate to change the term to "Happy HourS" to note a period of several hours instead of just one? I suppose it doesn't really matter does it?

With that said, allow me to give a shout out to my favorite spots, Baxters in Norfolk, VA with the $3 premium spirits and Chichos with $1 domestics and well liquor. Were it not for you good people I'm sure I would be hundreds of dollars poorer.