In all seriousness, there are few things on this Earth more enjoyable then a cold $0.99 Arizona beverage. They are delicious and above all, cheap. I simply fail to see how Arizona can continue to manufacture these tasty drinks, deliver them throughout the country, and turn enough profit to still run. For one, they don't taste like crap. They also come in above average sized 23.5 fluid ounce cans. Most importantly, they cost $0.99. At 7-11 in Virginia, the price comes up to $1.01. The combination of flavorfulness (pretty sure that's not a word) and affordability makes them hard to beat. I am convinced that some illegal substance has been included in Arizona beverages. How can they be so tasty yet inexpensive? The Federal Government should look into it.
Some of my favorite flavors include the Old-Fashioned Homestyle Sweet Tea, Grapeade, and the Green Tea with a hint of Ginseng for when I'm feeling health conscious. Folks, what we have here is a newage quarter water.