Thanks Quincy Jones....

...for your daughter, Rashida Leah Jones.


Hope you didn't think this was gonna be another post MJ "Thriller" post? Nah son, I keeps it fresh.

Yes, contrary to popular belief, the best thing Quincy put out in the 70s was not "Off The Wall" but rather this beautiful product of his loins (pause).

On top of being ridiculous good looking, she is also a Harvard Alum! Beauty, brains and funny too! Who could resist?

Looks like she only digs white guys however :/

Cartoon Network - f*** is you doin yo?

So apparently Cartoon Network has decided to begin a segment on Wednesdays where they show live action shows.

The f***?

Exactly. What happened to the days when you would know what to expect from a channel from it's name? Watching Music Television, I could expect to actually hear some music instead of watching someone's mom pick who he or she should date. A change to American Movie Classics and expect the movie on it not to suck. I could even watch Black Entertainment Television and expect to be entertained, not ashamed of my race. Now they are taking my cartoons?

F***!

Not like there aren't hundreds of channels showing real people every hour of every day. Why change the one top draw for your channel? Why would this change attract viewers?

Now every Wednesday I'll be able to watch a trivia game show that takes place on a rollercoaster. No, really...

F*** my life...

Slamball - Why Didn't I Think of That?

Slamball might be the most genius sport created in the past few years. There is no doubt why it is now shown on television. The idea of it is so brilliant, I'm surprised that it wasn't thought of sooner. Take a sport (basketball), take the most exciting aspect of it (dunking on niggas), subtract the extras (plays and s**t), add trampolines and Voila! Slamball. It just feels right.



"Slamball is the creation of Mason Gordon, who wanted to create a combination of sports that approximated a real-life video game." Yes that is a direct quote. The first television appearance was in 2002 on the not yet named Spike TV after a partnership with former 76ers GM Pat Croce (I wish I was making this up). There was even a draft! Apparently there are rules an s**t but who really cares. The main difference is dunks are worth 3 points, apparently to promote niggas dunking on niggas.

Since "The Man Show" has shown pretty much anything is better with the addition of trampolines, what other sports could benefit from the addition of a trampoline?

TV Commentary

I felt like I needed to write something because I'm OD bored right now and have woefully neglected this here blog. The problem is I really have nothing to talk about. With that said, I think I'll just comment on the goings on of cable television.

Channel: FX
Spider-Man 2

The part where Mary Jane is about to get married to some random dude, but instead shows up at Peter Parker's crib is crazy. First off, let me preface what I'm about to say by mentioning that I think domestic abuse. Anyway, dude is chilling at the altar and this heifer Mary Jane never shows up. How are you gonna wait until the day of the wedding to decide you wanna stick with bum @$$ Peter Parker? If I ever saw her in the streets, she would catch a backhand off top. Weddings are expensive!

On another note, Mary Jane is a jump anyway. She messed with Pete and Harry. Whatever happened to "Bros before Hos"? If they would have never broken rule #1 of bromance (pause) then they never would have fought and Harry's face wouldn't require extensive plastic surgery, word to MJ (RIP).

X-Men 3

Magneto is the dude for a few reasons.

1). He can control metal and magnetic fields and what not. If he's watching TV, he doesn't even have to get up to change the remote. Dude is so powerful, if he wanted to he could eff up the Earth's magnetic field. BAWSE! (c)Officer Ricky

2). He rocks a sweet cloak. A draping cloak is the perfect wardrobe choice for a villain. When walking it seems to have a mind of its own as it flows in the wind behind you.

3). Militancy. Magneto is the Malcolm X to Professor X's Martin Luther King Jr. His approach is very "By Any Means Necessary"-esque. But instead of an AK by the window, he has powers an s**t.

More to come...

Neglect...

I have neglected you blog. I'm sorry. I really have nothing to talk about right now. So um, I'll get back to you...

Eff Lebron

Good job Orlando Magic.



Take that Lebron dick riders!

Cinco de Mayo!!!

Cinco de Mayo aka "A Reason To Drink" Day is upon us. But what exactly is it's purpose minus a reason to get drunk? I initially thought that it was in celebration of Mexico's Independence from Spain, but upon doing some research, it is vastly more insignificant than that, but still a noteworthy day in the history of Mexico.

Cinco de Mayo is of course May 5th (duh). On this date back in 1862, a ragtag group of Mexican army soldiers were able to repel French forces in the not as much heralded Battle of Puebla. These troops, under General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguin, were able to defeat a group of French soldiers greatly superior in number and equipment. Yes, as we see here, the French fail once again, a theme that will be repeated time after time in history.


Interestingly enough, Cinco de Mayo is popular more in United States than in Mexico. Yet another example of American habitual swagger jacking (see: St. Patrick's Day). Mexico's actual independence day is September 16th. Who knew? (I did. Thanks Wikipedia!)

So what it appears to be is that the makers of Corona and Tequila have adopted the holiday into an excuse to drink several Coronas and shots of Tequila. I have no problem with that, as I love to drink Coronas and take shots of Tequila. It can't be just coincidence that Coronas were on sale last week. As we see here, this "holiday" is simply another device to drive up the sale of alcoholic beverages. So in light of Cinco de Mayo, have one (several) of these...

Dear Stacey Dash....

Dear Stacey Dash,

I love you. I know that you're in your 40s and married with kids, however, if things don't work out, I'm here for you. Seriously, I can show you what the 80s like. Plus I know what the ladies like. They need a man who's polite, listens and takes advice. I am all three!!! Anyways Ms. Dash, feel free to hit me up on the blog if you ever need some affection from a handsome 23 year old unemployed student...

Love,

P to the tizzen

N.E.R.D. + White People =

I just got put on to the good brothers Chester French, the latest signee to Star Trak records. More than likely they'll come out before Fam'Lay but no comment on that. I can't even hate on the tracks that this group has put out. If you're a fan of N.E.R.D. and rap/alternative then you'll definitely get down with these dudes. The tape includes features from Pusha T, Common, Talib Kweli, Jonelle Monae, Diddy, Jadakiss, Solange, amongst others. Trust me, it goes hard

If you want to download the Chester French mixtape just click here: http://www.zshare.net/download/583844572f2e3b5b/

shoutouts to http://www.seeyouinmynightmares.com

another shoutout to my dude at http://thekidampgreen.blogspot.com/

BAWSE!

Maybach Music pt. 2 featuring Yeezy, Weezy and T-Peezy. Ye is rapping again? *faints* Wayne drops an interesting verse. "Black Maybach I'm sittin in the a_hole" ...what? T-Pain just does what he does. The beat is more epic sounding than the original.

Download: http://www.zshare.net/audio/58379226ebd61874/

Mike's Hard Lemonade

Mike's Hard Lemonade and all it's variations are disgusting. Somehow a couple magically appeared in the refrigerator at home and was the only alcohol left. It wasn't my idea, but my dad's to try one of these. I reluctantly agreed, and we shared one, since we were definitely cautious about trying these drinks. After tasting it, our disgust was for good reason. This s#%& is NASTY. Avoid this s#%& at all costs!



Some other trash I don't get down with is Joose. I do understand why some people like it, as "it'll get ya drunk!" word to Dave Chappelle's "Sam Adams" beer, but I just can't do it. Maybe it's the fact that it's an energy drink with alcohol in it doesn't sit right with my alcoholic instincts. I prefer to be able to pass out when I'm done drinking, thank you very much.

Happy Hour: A Question...

As one who enjoys engaging in adult beverages amongst friends, I must say that the name "Happy Hour" does not accurately describe it. For those who do not drink (or are unfortunate to never have experienced "Happy Hour") this joyous period of time occurs in many bars, restaurants and lounges where drinks and oftentimes food items are served at reduced price. At many locations, such an event begins at 5 p.m. although there are exceptions.

Now the term "Happy Hour" might lead one to believe that this period of time is simply a mere hour, sixty minutes of reduced priced beverages. But no, the good food and beverage workers are much wiser than the average man. Instead of a single hour, these specials usually go on for several hours! What a treat indeed.

Not to complain but would not it be more accurate to change the term to "Happy HourS" to note a period of several hours instead of just one? I suppose it doesn't really matter does it?

With that said, allow me to give a shout out to my favorite spots, Baxters in Norfolk, VA with the $3 premium spirits and Chichos with $1 domestics and well liquor. Were it not for you good people I'm sure I would be hundreds of dollars poorer.

Killa!

He got the internets goin nuts!



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Twitter: My New Crack

Hello my name is P10 and I'm addicted to Twitter. It's my new e-drug. Anti-drug? Real drugs would probably be less addictive. I'm not quite sure *why* it is but it is.

It's basically a glorified collection of Facebook status reports without having to worry about being poked or denying someone's friend request or event or "You're Cool" "Have a Drink" and "Do this 80s Quiz" nonsense.

As if I didn't spend enough time online and/or on my phone BSin'. Shoutouts to NT.

Eh...in any event, follow me. If you actually read this then chances are you are already following me. Cool! Enjoy my witty observations.

Why James Bond Is "That Dude"

While watching this James Bond marathon on Encore, I came to the realization that Agent 007 is in fact "that dude." He is "a man's man" as a good friend of mine liked to say. Now, in list form, I will expound on the British Secret Service Agent's many desirable traits.

1. He bags the baddest of skeezers



I need not go through all of the females that Mr. Bond has plowed, but it is substantial. In every one of Bond's 20+ films, he pounds at least 2 unsuspecting ladies. And he doesn't discriminate either. American, Asian, Russian, Black, no racial creed is safe from the wrath of James Bond's reproductive organ. No one in this day and age has a comparable lineup. Maybe Wilt.

2. Aston Martins



From the classic DB5s and DB7s to the Vanquish and the Vantage, all of these Aston Martin automobiles are beautiful machines. In a couple movies Mr. Bond could be seen in BMWs. These are generally the poorer movies. This is James Bond, on Her Majesty's Secret Service, not Transporter 3. And of course they are never just normal, high-powered automobiles. They come outfitted with the latest technology from Q which leads me to.....

3. Gidgets Gadgets



James Bond always has the latest in technology. His wrist watch contains more technology than thirty Best Buys. Lasers, bomb detonators among other things. His car has missiles, oil slicks, smoke clouds, spikes. Not to mention the rocket packs, sweet scuba gear, space lasers. Every gadget freaks dream.

4. Alcohol



"Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred." Every man should have a go to drink. And a vodka martini is Bond's. If you have never had a martini before, it's basically vodka and olive juice chilled. England's most bad a$$ agent doesn't drink Cosmos. He likes his drinks strong. And he is also well versed in other fine alcoholic beverages, whether it be a Russian Vodka or Don Perignon 58. Such a connoisseur of delicious libations is one to be admired.

5. Witty Sayings After Murking Someone

Thunderball - James shoots a bad guy with a spear: "I guess he got the point"
Goldfinger - James throws a lamp into a tub to electrocute a bad guy: "Shocking. Positively shocking"
License to Kill - James throws a bad guy into a pool filled with piranhas: "Bon appetit"

I could go on...

My Favorite Word: "shenanigans"

My current favorite word is without a doubt "shenanigans." I don't know if it's how it rolls off the tongue (pause) or not but it is a pretty awesome word. The definition above is courtesy of Dictionary.com. Even one of the ones used to describe it is fairly awesome itself. I await the next chance I get to use the word "prankishness" in a normal conversation. But back to "shenanigans."

"Shenanigans" is a word I like to use as often as possible. As a matter of fact, I used it in the previous blog. If you're my Facebook friend, you would perhaps notice that it is featured prominently in my current status. What can I say, I am a habitual "shenanigans" user.

Facebook Status Change Shenanigans

This is my second thing in like 15 minutes but I had to put this up here....



WTF Facebook? I have to put in a security code now just to change my status? And of all codes, "Ho Eruption" tho? Is that the remix to the Snoop Dogg song? I don't have the Roger Trapp machine. Nor do I know T-Pain. Or Lil Wayne. Or Kanye West. Or Ron Browz (not "Brown"). I wonder if I can download it. This may be a sign that I need to record a song with Auto Tune. Or not?

"My President is LIGHT......."

"I'ma be on TV mama, mama, I'ma put ish dooooowwwwwnn
I'ma make sure these lightskin niggas never ever ever come back in style"

Sorry Kanye but WE BACK! Little do you know, but with the election of Barack Obama, the American public has singlehandedly put us, the light skinned coalition, back on the map. You darkies had your little run, but time for that to end. Check your Facebooks, every chick status got her wanting to find an Obama. Now I'm not biracial (grant it there's some white somewhere. Niggas aint just get light out of nowhere...) but this is a victory for all my fair skinned brethren. This summer, niggas is staying indoors and avoiding beaches, carnivals, fairs, and any other events that involve too much exposure to the sun.

So Wesley Snipes, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Djimon Hounsou, Don Cheadle, and the rest of you dark magic evil muthaf******z (c)Chappelle's Rick James, your time is up. But styles are cyclical so you all will be back in style in about 10-20 years.



My man. Thanks for moving the movement Mr. President.

Disclaimer: For the record, I'm not color struck or racist or any other dumb words you could possibly think of. I have dark skinned friends (ha, the default "I'm not racist" argument). I love all shades of black people, white people, and every color in between. Even green people, word to Skeeter from Doug. It's all love peoples.

iPhone Blogging

The laptop is too far away so I thought I would give iPhone blogging a try.

With that said, this entry probably won't be too long. It is taking me a little too long because I can type pretty fast thanks to Mavis Beacon. Also I can't really find a cool picture to throw in here, mainly because this phone does not have copy and paste.

Some other iPhone gripes include its lack of MMS support, Safaris instability and the inability to record videos. The 3G iPhone is shoddily built too. The OG metal back > 3G plastic back. Ah well, guess I'm stuck with this thing for the next two years.

Yay me....

ESPN's Sage Steele and I would have beautiful light skinned babies...

I know she's married but if she ever gets a divorce, I AM ON IT!!! She is very skinny, yes, but I could work with it. Curly hair just gets me man. Plus she likes sports and is very well spoken. Sage, if it doesn't work out with Mr. Steele, hit the email...

Google Chrome "Incognito Mode"

Man, the folks over at Google are smart. They singlehandedly changed the game with their Google Chrome web browser. To be honest, the browser itself is pretty average. I prefer Firefox myself. However, with one feature, Google has put itself on the map as far as browser features go. That feature is "Incognito Mode." I could try to explain it, but let's see what Google itself has to say....



Pages you view won't appear in your browsing history? Ok, that may be fine and dandy and everything but peep the bulleted list. "Be wary of people behind you"? It is clear that the good people at Google created this for viewers of internet pornography. There's simply no other reason to have all of these perks in a web browser. Look at the shady looking character circled in the above picture. This untrustworthy character, who is the representation of Google Chrome "Incognito Mode", clearly looks like he is up to no good.

All I'm saying is, be wary of people standing behind you.