You Wanna Know Who I'm Hating On?

You really wanna know who I'm hating on?

F*** Robin Thicke.

Real talk.

Anyways, I would change my last name for the to be named individual....



The lovely Ms Paula Patton. Aka Ms Robin Thicke.

To be completely honest, I would change my last name for this lady.

Which would be interesting because my first name is Patten. Her last name is Patton. My name would be Patten Patton. I might have to change my middle name too, to Pattin or Pattyn. On some Tony Toni Tone type deal.



Yep...

I'm mad...

Dear Stacey Dash....

Dear Stacey Dash,

I love you. I know that you're in your 40s and married with kids, however, if things don't work out, I'm here for you. Seriously, I can show you what the 80s like. Plus I know what the ladies like. They need a man who's polite, listens and takes advice. I am all three!!! Anyways Ms. Dash, feel free to hit me up on the blog if you ever need some affection from a handsome 23 year old unemployed student...

Love,

P to the tizzen