F*** Robin Thicke.
Real talk.
Anyways, I would change my last name for the to be named individual....

The lovely Ms Paula Patton. Aka Ms Robin Thicke.
To be completely honest, I would change my last name for this lady.
Which would be interesting because my first name is Patten. Her last name is Patton. My name would be Patten Patton. I might have to change my middle name too, to Pattin or Pattyn. On some Tony Toni Tone type deal.

Yep...
I'm mad...