Arizona Beverages: A Modern Phenomenon

In all seriousness, there are few things on this Earth more enjoyable then a cold $0.99 Arizona beverage. They are delicious and above all, cheap. I simply fail to see how Arizona can continue to manufacture these tasty drinks, deliver them throughout the country, and turn enough profit to still run. For one, they don't taste like crap. They also come in above average sized 23.5 fluid ounce cans. Most importantly, they cost $0.99. At 7-11 in Virginia, the price comes up to $1.01. The combination of flavorfulness (pretty sure that's not a word) and affordability makes them hard to beat. I am convinced that some illegal substance has been included in Arizona beverages. How can they be so tasty yet inexpensive? The Federal Government should look into it.

Some of my favorite flavors include the Old-Fashioned Homestyle Sweet Tea, Grapeade, and the Green Tea with a hint of Ginseng for when I'm feeling health conscious. Folks, what we have here is a newage quarter water.

Peaks and Valleys

Life is like a rollercoaster. Sometimes things are up, sometimes things are down. September just wasn't my month. First my car gets broken into and the bums don't even get anything. Then my cd player doesn't work because of said inept crooks. Next I get strep throat. And to make that better, I become allergic to the medicine to cure the strep throat and break out into hives all over my beautiful face. After that my neglect of my brother's car definitely did hundreds of dollars of damage to his stupid Nissan Sentra. I'm also pretty sure my grade in my C++ class is going to suck.

Peaks and Valleys yo. The end of September has definitely been a valley. Hopefullly October will be on the incline. It has to be because I can't go on this way, word to Beanie Siegel. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

"Man, Why They Wanna Stick Me For My Papers..."

It's real out here on these streets. All I'm tryin to do is get my learn on and dudes wanna try to break in my car and take what's mine. Key word is try however. I come back to the G ride to find broken glass all on the street and in my front seat. I get de ja vu cause the jack boys got me once in Norfolk back in February. First thing, check the cd player. They tried to get the cd player but they probably got scared by the alarm. Next, check the trunk. 15s are safely secured. All in all, I'm down $150 to cop a new window. No problem. Just the inconvenience is annoying. It's a shame cats can't get on they grind and cop for themselves instead of taking from others. Pics of course...

Stuff like that makes me wanna take the skates off the Chevy. Sike. That would mean the terrorists won. Shout out to the Junior Jack Boys of Norfolk, Virginia. Do better next time niggas.

Alba and Killa!

This pic is just hilarious and I don't know why. Killa Cam and Jessica Alba playing XBox. And she is focused! Look at her face! I mean, who needs a punchline?

"Today Was A Good Day...."

word to Ice Cube. Sometimes it seems like everything comes together perfectly. Like today for instance. First of all, I woke up to get ready for work. Usually everyone is home in the mornings and it slows me up, but today, everyone had alread left.

Next, I arrived to work on time. That is a wonder in of itself. Upon arriving at work, I discovered that today was in fact, beer day, a great day of rejoicing for all Anheuser-Busch employees who received their free beer. One of the perks of working for a beer company I suppose. Every second wednesday of the month is like a mini holiday.

Also while at work, I received an automated call from UPS stating that I had a package that would be arriving today (no homo). It was my XBox 360 which had been f@*#ed up since like March but due to my laziness, I just sent it off to Microsoft in like June or July. I had been going through XBox withdrawls I think. Anyway this presented a dilemma, because Madden had just come out the day before, but I didn't preorder it like I usually do because my XBox was being "serviced." Luckily I was able to find a Gamestop that had some available. After acquiring Madden 08, I was on my way to the UPS Center to get my long lost XBox. I got there at around 7:30, but it didn't open until 8. Then, a guy came out and asked me my address. He went and got my box, took my signature and stuff and said "Maybe this will save you some time." There are good people still around.

All in all, today was a good day. Only thing I didn't do was mess around and get a triple double.

Vick

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0717072vick1.html

They have a copy of the indictment. Interesting read. I don't think Vick is going to jail.

Funny pic (FYI that's the NFL Commissioner)

Pimp C beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyitch

http://www.zshare.net/audio/2833955bb6adc1/

Real talk from my dude Pimp C.

That new UGK joint comin soon.

"I've Got Some Problems...."

"...and nobody seemed to solve them" word to AZ. The original joint go hard too. But I digress. Ayo I have some problems which I will detail here in list form.

1. Money Management
I just spent entirely too much money on an iphone yesterday. Money which would have been better spent elsewhere. Oh well. I don't really get buyer's remorse much. In the word's of Kanye, "I'm only tryin to spend what they say you can't keep." Which is all of it. I spend entirely too much money on gidgets gadgets (lol), sneakers and tasty beverages, which transitions to another problem...

2. Budding Alcoholism
Not really tho. I don't post up outside of convience stores and beg for change. I don't drink when I'm happy or sad. I just like to partake of a cold beverage every now and then and feel a buzz. Is that so bad? Yeah, probably. Plus it's 2pm on a Tuesday and I'm drinking a cold brew as I type. But I just got off work so that makes it okay.

3. Procrastination
I wait until the last possible moment to do things. Like everything. If I have to be somehwere at 9, I'm leaving at the last possible second to get there exactly when I need to. Needless to say, I am late often because of this. Luckily I don't suck or my job would have fired me ages ago and my friends would have excommunicated me from the group.

4. Stubborn
Sometimes when people tell me to do things, I make sure to not do them because I am stubborn. I apologize in advance. I don't know why I do it either. Sometimes it can be genuinely good advice too. Doesn't matter. Let me figure it out on my own.

These are just a few of my flaws. "I know I aint perfect, but I'm ninety nine point nine percent" (c) Canibus.

I Really Be Bored Tho Son...

So I was talking to my dude Ant Sco after we left the bar and he said I should get a blog so I got a blog cause I do stuff like that. It sounded like a good idea because I'm on the internet a lot and I like to write. Except writing for school related purposes. Like right now I got a 1200 word essay (easy) and a 7 min speech (easier) due tomorrow. But instead of doing that I'm writing a blog. And on Niketalk. And Myspace. And Facebook. And Craigslist. I need another whip cause the Chevy killin me on gas.
Shout out to Michelob Amber Bock for being so delicious. I just had like two of them joints and I'm bout to have another one. Gotta promote the company. I'm just looking out for my 401k ya dig. That aint my baby either (1: cause I don't have kids and 2: the baby is white) but I just thought that was a funny pic. I plan on taking pictures of my infant children holding alcohol. No really.