Monday, October 15, 2007

Arizona Beverages: A Modern Phenomenon


In all seriousness, there are few things on this Earth more enjoyable then a cold $0.99 Arizona beverage. They are delicious and above all, cheap. I simply fail to see how Arizona can continue to manufacture these tasty drinks, deliver them throughout the country, and turn enough profit to still run. For one, they don't taste like crap. They also come in above average sized 23.5 fluid ounce cans. Most importantly, they cost $0.99. At 7-11 in Virginia, the price comes up to $1.01. The combination of flavorfulness (pretty sure that's not a word) and affordability makes them hard to beat. I am convinced that some illegal substance has been included in Arizona beverages. How can they be so tasty yet inexpensive? The Federal Government should look into it.

Some of my favorite flavors include the Old-Fashioned Homestyle Sweet Tea, Grapeade, and the Green Tea with a hint of Ginseng for when I'm feeling health conscious. Folks, what we have here is a newage quarter water.

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Peaks and Valleys

Life is like a rollercoaster. Sometimes things are up, sometimes things are down. September just wasn't my month. First my car gets broken into and the bums don't even get anything. Then my cd player doesn't work because of said inept crooks. Next I get strep throat. And to make that better, I become allergic to the medicine to cure the strep throat and break out into hives all over my beautiful face. After that my neglect of my brother's car definitely did hundreds of dollars of damage to his stupid Nissan Sentra. I'm also pretty sure my grade in my C++ class is going to suck.

Peaks and Valleys yo. The end of September has definitely been a valley. Hopefullly October will be on the incline. It has to be because I can't go on this way, word to Beanie Siegel. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.