Thursday, July 26, 2007

Pimp C beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyitch



Real talk from my dude Pimp C.


That new UGK joint comin soon.

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

"I've Got Some Problems...."

"...and nobody seemed to solve them" word to AZ. The original joint go hard too. But I digress. Ayo I have some problems which I will detail here in list form.

1. Money Management
I just spent entirely too much money on an iphone yesterday. Money which would have been better spent elsewhere. Oh well. I don't really get buyer's remorse much. In the word's of Kanye, "I'm only tryin to spend what they say you can't keep." Which is all of it. I spend entirely too much money on gidgets gadgets (lol), sneakers and tasty beverages, which transitions to another problem...

2. Budding Alcoholism
Not really tho. I don't post up outside of convience stores and beg for change. I don't drink when I'm happy or sad. I just like to partake of a cold beverage every now and then and feel a buzz. Is that so bad? Yeah, probably. Plus it's 2pm on a Tuesday and I'm drinking a cold brew as I type. But I just got off work so that makes it okay.

3. Procrastination
I wait until the last possible moment to do things. Like everything. If I have to be somehwere at 9, I'm leaving at the last possible second to get there exactly when I need to. Needless to say, I am late often because of this. Luckily I don't suck or my job would have fired me ages ago and my friends would have excommunicated me from the group.

4. Stubborn
Sometimes when people tell me to do things, I make sure to not do them because I am stubborn. I apologize in advance. I don't know why I do it either. Sometimes it can be genuinely good advice too. Doesn't matter. Let me figure it out on my own.

These are just a few of my flaws. "I know I aint perfect, but I'm ninety nine point nine percent" (c) Canibus.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

I Really Be Bored Tho Son...

So I was talking to my dude Ant Sco after we left the bar and he said I should get a blog so I got a blog cause I do stuff like that. It sounded like a good idea because I'm on the internet a lot and I like to write. Except writing for school related purposes. Like right now I got a 1200 word essay (easy) and a 7 min speech (easier) due tomorrow. But instead of doing that I'm writing a blog. And on Niketalk. And Myspace. And Facebook. And Craigslist. I need another whip cause the Chevy killin me on gas.
Shout out to Michelob Amber Bock for being so delicious. I just had like two of them joints and I'm bout to have another one. Gotta promote the company. I'm just looking out for my 401k ya dig. That aint my baby either (1: cause I don't have kids and 2: the baby is white) but I just thought that was a funny pic. I plan on taking pictures of my infant children holding alcohol. No really.