My Favorite Word: "shenanigans"

My current favorite word is without a doubt "shenanigans." I don't know if it's how it rolls off the tongue (pause) or not but it is a pretty awesome word. The definition above is courtesy of Dictionary.com. Even one of the ones used to describe it is fairly awesome itself. I await the next chance I get to use the word "prankishness" in a normal conversation. But back to "shenanigans."

"Shenanigans" is a word I like to use as often as possible. As a matter of fact, I used it in the previous blog. If you're my Facebook friend, you would perhaps notice that it is featured prominently in my current status. What can I say, I am a habitual "shenanigans" user.

Facebook Status Change Shenanigans

This is my second thing in like 15 minutes but I had to put this up here....



WTF Facebook? I have to put in a security code now just to change my status? And of all codes, "Ho Eruption" tho? Is that the remix to the Snoop Dogg song? I don't have the Roger Trapp machine. Nor do I know T-Pain. Or Lil Wayne. Or Kanye West. Or Ron Browz (not "Brown"). I wonder if I can download it. This may be a sign that I need to record a song with Auto Tune. Or not?

"My President is LIGHT......."

"I'ma be on TV mama, mama, I'ma put ish dooooowwwwwnn
I'ma make sure these lightskin niggas never ever ever come back in style"

Sorry Kanye but WE BACK! Little do you know, but with the election of Barack Obama, the American public has singlehandedly put us, the light skinned coalition, back on the map. You darkies had your little run, but time for that to end. Check your Facebooks, every chick status got her wanting to find an Obama. Now I'm not biracial (grant it there's some white somewhere. Niggas aint just get light out of nowhere...) but this is a victory for all my fair skinned brethren. This summer, niggas is staying indoors and avoiding beaches, carnivals, fairs, and any other events that involve too much exposure to the sun.

So Wesley Snipes, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Djimon Hounsou, Don Cheadle, and the rest of you dark magic evil muthaf******z (c)Chappelle's Rick James, your time is up. But styles are cyclical so you all will be back in style in about 10-20 years.



My man. Thanks for moving the movement Mr. President.

Disclaimer: For the record, I'm not color struck or racist or any other dumb words you could possibly think of. I have dark skinned friends (ha, the default "I'm not racist" argument). I love all shades of black people, white people, and every color in between. Even green people, word to Skeeter from Doug. It's all love peoples.

iPhone Blogging

The laptop is too far away so I thought I would give iPhone blogging a try.

With that said, this entry probably won't be too long. It is taking me a little too long because I can type pretty fast thanks to Mavis Beacon. Also I can't really find a cool picture to throw in here, mainly because this phone does not have copy and paste.

Some other iPhone gripes include its lack of MMS support, Safaris instability and the inability to record videos. The 3G iPhone is shoddily built too. The OG metal back > 3G plastic back. Ah well, guess I'm stuck with this thing for the next two years.

Yay me....

ESPN's Sage Steele and I would have beautiful light skinned babies...

I know she's married but if she ever gets a divorce, I AM ON IT!!! She is very skinny, yes, but I could work with it. Curly hair just gets me man. Plus she likes sports and is very well spoken. Sage, if it doesn't work out with Mr. Steele, hit the email...

Google Chrome "Incognito Mode"

Man, the folks over at Google are smart. They singlehandedly changed the game with their Google Chrome web browser. To be honest, the browser itself is pretty average. I prefer Firefox myself. However, with one feature, Google has put itself on the map as far as browser features go. That feature is "Incognito Mode." I could try to explain it, but let's see what Google itself has to say....



Pages you view won't appear in your browsing history? Ok, that may be fine and dandy and everything but peep the bulleted list. "Be wary of people behind you"? It is clear that the good people at Google created this for viewers of internet pornography. There's simply no other reason to have all of these perks in a web browser. Look at the shady looking character circled in the above picture. This untrustworthy character, who is the representation of Google Chrome "Incognito Mode", clearly looks like he is up to no good.

All I'm saying is, be wary of people standing behind you.