I'm feeling generous so I'll bless yall with two in one night...lulz
At my current job I work nights. I get off of work at 12:15am, so I get home pretty late. After I catch up on my shows on DVR and Sportscenter, I flip through channels hoping to find something of merit (I often fail and resort to reruns of whatever is good on HBO OnDemand or the Xbox 360 aka Ol' Faithful). The commercials at this time of night are not your usual fare. No, all too often I'm forced to sit through LENGTHY Extenze commercials. SEVERAL times and this makes me angry!!! >:( (the mad face is meant to show you how upset I get).
After being bombarded by commercial upon commercial upon commercial, I wondered who exactly was buying this product enough for them to continue making commercials and how they made a profit. Despite being late night, commercials still cost money. Extenze has at least two to three commercials every commercial break! Someone is buying this stuff!
[Preemptive "No Homo"] Does the s____ really work is the question? [/Preemptive "No Homo].
for the record I am a nerd and I used to be nice with the HTML, hence the backslashes but now I'm a slacker and a bum will never amount to nothing. please continue....
So like I often do, I turned to Google. You'd be surprised as to what will come up when you Google search something. The first few hits were not in fact reviews of Extenze, but merely advertisements, with sexually suggestive pictures. Here's one...
Yeah...
So....I hit the interwebz to see what's REALLY good.
In 2006 ExtenZe agreed to pay the Orange County, California district attorney’s office $300,000 in civil penalties for unfair business practices and false advertising. Susan Kang Schroeder of the DA's office said the company could not back up its claim that the pills caused users’ penises to grow 27%. After several customers in Laguna Beach, California complained to the Better Business Bureau that ExtenZe was making them sick, the district attorney investigated. Investigations revealed that ExtenZe’s lead content was beyond the legal limits.
Informative Link (kinda, but not really)
So basically, you're stuck with whatever schlong size you're working with. Pause. No homo. Etc. Ugh I feel nasty...
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