"My President is LIGHT......."

"I'ma be on TV mama, mama, I'ma put ish dooooowwwwwnn
I'ma make sure these lightskin niggas never ever ever come back in style"

Sorry Kanye but WE BACK! Little do you know, but with the election of Barack Obama, the American public has singlehandedly put us, the light skinned coalition, back on the map. You darkies had your little run, but time for that to end. Check your Facebooks, every chick status got her wanting to find an Obama. Now I'm not biracial (grant it there's some white somewhere. Niggas aint just get light out of nowhere...) but this is a victory for all my fair skinned brethren. This summer, niggas is staying indoors and avoiding beaches, carnivals, fairs, and any other events that involve too much exposure to the sun.

So Wesley Snipes, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Djimon Hounsou, Don Cheadle, and the rest of you dark magic evil muthaf******z (c)Chappelle's Rick James, your time is up. But styles are cyclical so you all will be back in style in about 10-20 years.



My man. Thanks for moving the movement Mr. President.

Disclaimer: For the record, I'm not color struck or racist or any other dumb words you could possibly think of. I have dark skinned friends (ha, the default "I'm not racist" argument). I love all shades of black people, white people, and every color in between. Even green people, word to Skeeter from Doug. It's all love peoples.

iPhone Blogging

The laptop is too far away so I thought I would give iPhone blogging a try.

With that said, this entry probably won't be too long. It is taking me a little too long because I can type pretty fast thanks to Mavis Beacon. Also I can't really find a cool picture to throw in here, mainly because this phone does not have copy and paste.

Some other iPhone gripes include its lack of MMS support, Safaris instability and the inability to record videos. The 3G iPhone is shoddily built too. The OG metal back > 3G plastic back. Ah well, guess I'm stuck with this thing for the next two years.

Yay me....

ESPN's Sage Steele and I would have beautiful light skinned babies...

I know she's married but if she ever gets a divorce, I AM ON IT!!! She is very skinny, yes, but I could work with it. Curly hair just gets me man. Plus she likes sports and is very well spoken. Sage, if it doesn't work out with Mr. Steele, hit the email...

Google Chrome "Incognito Mode"

Man, the folks over at Google are smart. They singlehandedly changed the game with their Google Chrome web browser. To be honest, the browser itself is pretty average. I prefer Firefox myself. However, with one feature, Google has put itself on the map as far as browser features go. That feature is "Incognito Mode." I could try to explain it, but let's see what Google itself has to say....



Pages you view won't appear in your browsing history? Ok, that may be fine and dandy and everything but peep the bulleted list. "Be wary of people behind you"? It is clear that the good people at Google created this for viewers of internet pornography. There's simply no other reason to have all of these perks in a web browser. Look at the shady looking character circled in the above picture. This untrustworthy character, who is the representation of Google Chrome "Incognito Mode", clearly looks like he is up to no good.

All I'm saying is, be wary of people standing behind you.

Thanks George Washington Carver (and God)

My dad gets these spicy peanuts and I must say, they are the best thing since sliced bread (although they may have been around before sliced bread...) If only a food this delicious wasn't so frustrating. The worst is breaking the shell and then the nut drops back into the bag. Or getting a silly looking peanut, or one that's all skinny and black (word to Flava Flav).

For someone reason while thinking about peanuts, I thought of George Washington Carver. Everyone learned about him back in school, but I did a little research (Google) about my man Dubb C. This man was truly a genius. This extra intelligent black man was able to create over 100 byproducts from peanuts, including gasoline, plastics, paint, and nitroglycerin. That's pretty awesome when you think about it. How could something so scrumptious when salted also be so useful in various manners?



As I was searching for a picture of actual peanuts for this, I came across this artist's rendition of the Peanuts crew all grown up.



Lucy looks like she's a b**** now, Linus is dying to come out of the closet, and Charlie Brown apparently will become a future serial killer. Awesome.

"Where Wheelchair Jimmy at?"

I've never watched an episode of Degrassi so while I have heard of Drake, only recently have I heard his music. Dude is dumb nice. On the mic and in person....





Jacket is tough too by the way.

http://rapidshare.com/files/169032269/Drake_-_Comeback_Season.rar.html

http://rapidshare.com/files/169012601/Drake_-_Room_For_Improvement__Special_Edition___Southern_Smoke_.rar.html

"Stop Searchin for the E's cause the O's is Long...."

Eghck!

In the words of Lauren London on the mixtape's interlude:

"...I'm always listening to you feeling like I need to chop something and put it in the pot..."

Yeah, it's like that....

http://www.complex.com/ENTERTAINMENT/MUSIC/Clipse-Mixtape