Killa!

He got the internets goin nuts!



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Twitter: My New Crack

Hello my name is P10 and I'm addicted to Twitter. It's my new e-drug. Anti-drug? Real drugs would probably be less addictive. I'm not quite sure *why* it is but it is.

It's basically a glorified collection of Facebook status reports without having to worry about being poked or denying someone's friend request or event or "You're Cool" "Have a Drink" and "Do this 80s Quiz" nonsense.

As if I didn't spend enough time online and/or on my phone BSin'. Shoutouts to NT.

Eh...in any event, follow me. If you actually read this then chances are you are already following me. Cool! Enjoy my witty observations.

Why James Bond Is "That Dude"

While watching this James Bond marathon on Encore, I came to the realization that Agent 007 is in fact "that dude." He is "a man's man" as a good friend of mine liked to say. Now, in list form, I will expound on the British Secret Service Agent's many desirable traits.

1. He bags the baddest of skeezers



I need not go through all of the females that Mr. Bond has plowed, but it is substantial. In every one of Bond's 20+ films, he pounds at least 2 unsuspecting ladies. And he doesn't discriminate either. American, Asian, Russian, Black, no racial creed is safe from the wrath of James Bond's reproductive organ. No one in this day and age has a comparable lineup. Maybe Wilt.

2. Aston Martins



From the classic DB5s and DB7s to the Vanquish and the Vantage, all of these Aston Martin automobiles are beautiful machines. In a couple movies Mr. Bond could be seen in BMWs. These are generally the poorer movies. This is James Bond, on Her Majesty's Secret Service, not Transporter 3. And of course they are never just normal, high-powered automobiles. They come outfitted with the latest technology from Q which leads me to.....

3. Gidgets Gadgets



James Bond always has the latest in technology. His wrist watch contains more technology than thirty Best Buys. Lasers, bomb detonators among other things. His car has missiles, oil slicks, smoke clouds, spikes. Not to mention the rocket packs, sweet scuba gear, space lasers. Every gadget freaks dream.

4. Alcohol



"Vodka Martini, shaken not stirred." Every man should have a go to drink. And a vodka martini is Bond's. If you have never had a martini before, it's basically vodka and olive juice chilled. England's most bad a$$ agent doesn't drink Cosmos. He likes his drinks strong. And he is also well versed in other fine alcoholic beverages, whether it be a Russian Vodka or Don Perignon 58. Such a connoisseur of delicious libations is one to be admired.

5. Witty Sayings After Murking Someone

Thunderball - James shoots a bad guy with a spear: "I guess he got the point"
Goldfinger - James throws a lamp into a tub to electrocute a bad guy: "Shocking. Positively shocking"
License to Kill - James throws a bad guy into a pool filled with piranhas: "Bon appetit"

I could go on...

My Favorite Word: "shenanigans"

My current favorite word is without a doubt "shenanigans." I don't know if it's how it rolls off the tongue (pause) or not but it is a pretty awesome word. The definition above is courtesy of Dictionary.com. Even one of the ones used to describe it is fairly awesome itself. I await the next chance I get to use the word "prankishness" in a normal conversation. But back to "shenanigans."

"Shenanigans" is a word I like to use as often as possible. As a matter of fact, I used it in the previous blog. If you're my Facebook friend, you would perhaps notice that it is featured prominently in my current status. What can I say, I am a habitual "shenanigans" user.

Facebook Status Change Shenanigans

This is my second thing in like 15 minutes but I had to put this up here....



WTF Facebook? I have to put in a security code now just to change my status? And of all codes, "Ho Eruption" tho? Is that the remix to the Snoop Dogg song? I don't have the Roger Trapp machine. Nor do I know T-Pain. Or Lil Wayne. Or Kanye West. Or Ron Browz (not "Brown"). I wonder if I can download it. This may be a sign that I need to record a song with Auto Tune. Or not?

"My President is LIGHT......."

"I'ma be on TV mama, mama, I'ma put ish dooooowwwwwnn
I'ma make sure these lightskin niggas never ever ever come back in style"

Sorry Kanye but WE BACK! Little do you know, but with the election of Barack Obama, the American public has singlehandedly put us, the light skinned coalition, back on the map. You darkies had your little run, but time for that to end. Check your Facebooks, every chick status got her wanting to find an Obama. Now I'm not biracial (grant it there's some white somewhere. Niggas aint just get light out of nowhere...) but this is a victory for all my fair skinned brethren. This summer, niggas is staying indoors and avoiding beaches, carnivals, fairs, and any other events that involve too much exposure to the sun.

So Wesley Snipes, Taye Diggs, Morris Chestnut, Djimon Hounsou, Don Cheadle, and the rest of you dark magic evil muthaf******z (c)Chappelle's Rick James, your time is up. But styles are cyclical so you all will be back in style in about 10-20 years.



My man. Thanks for moving the movement Mr. President.

Disclaimer: For the record, I'm not color struck or racist or any other dumb words you could possibly think of. I have dark skinned friends (ha, the default "I'm not racist" argument). I love all shades of black people, white people, and every color in between. Even green people, word to Skeeter from Doug. It's all love peoples.

iPhone Blogging

The laptop is too far away so I thought I would give iPhone blogging a try.

With that said, this entry probably won't be too long. It is taking me a little too long because I can type pretty fast thanks to Mavis Beacon. Also I can't really find a cool picture to throw in here, mainly because this phone does not have copy and paste.

Some other iPhone gripes include its lack of MMS support, Safaris instability and the inability to record videos. The 3G iPhone is shoddily built too. The OG metal back > 3G plastic back. Ah well, guess I'm stuck with this thing for the next two years.

Yay me....